So sorry that this is so late. I just wanted to be nice and stretch you guys’ Independence Day out for… 14 days? Yeah.
Computer: That’s just Bob’s way of saying he’s been too lazy to upload these photos until now.
Me: Hey! Shut up!
Computer: Technically, I’m not talking.
Me: . . .
Computer: Ah, bliss.
Me: . . . 😡
Computer: Is that a mad face? Did Bob figure out how to use emoticons? Aw, lil’ martian is all grown up.
Me: I’m going to turn you off now.
Computer: Then you won’t be able to post this.
Me: I hate it when you’re right. I really do.